Who could possibly still be undecided in the presidential election? A New Yorker cartoon identifies three undecided voting blocs:

Pro-war gay oilmen for separation of church and state

Black Christian Howard Stern fans from Texas

Trust-funded organic-farming Enron stock-holding gun enthusiasts


Robin Williams on Leno: "Compassionate conservatism--that's like a gun rack on a Volvo."

Billy Crystal on Letterman, on the hazards of taking his 18-month-old granddaughter to a restaurant in LA: "In LA, when you're out with a woman 54 years younger than you, people think you're dating."