Monday, June 28, 2004

Onion headlines last week:

Report: 9/11 Commission Could Have Been Prevented x

Heinz Factory Explosion Looks Worse Than It Is

Michael Moore Kicking Self For Not Filming Last 600 Trips To McDonald's

New Alternative-Fuel SUV Will Deplete World's Hydrogen By 2070

The Onion's TV listings:

"Somebody Marry Someone!" ABC, 9 p.m.

"Effeminate House Rearranger Squad" DISC, 9 p.m.

"The Marketables" NICK, 8 p.m.

"A 37-year-old Executive's Idea of Cool" MTV, 10 p.m.

The Onion's explanation of Iraq's new flag:

The Onion

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