Report: 9/11 Commission Could Have Been Prevented x
Heinz Factory Explosion Looks Worse Than It Is
Michael Moore Kicking Self For Not Filming Last 600 Trips To McDonald's
New Alternative-Fuel SUV Will Deplete World's Hydrogen By 2070
The Onion's TV listings:
"Somebody Marry Someone!" ABC, 9 p.m.
"Effeminate House Rearranger Squad" DISC, 9 p.m.
"The Marketables" NICK, 8 p.m.
"A 37-year-old Executive's Idea of Cool" MTV, 10 p.m.
The Onion's explanation of Iraq's new flag: