Dick Cheney's disconcerting second job as scooter salesman, from Reason magazine:
http://reason.com/links/links052002.shtml

And although it would be sure to make the veep grumpy, I'm tempted to go see Second City's latest gag when I move down to Chicago--it's a spoof on post-9/11 corporate greed, in an attempt to hail the return of irony.
http://www.secondcity.com/01_01.asp?pid=01_01_02