This week in my B&C blog: "Cool Christianity" in the New York Times, the growth of gambling in England (artist's rendering of Blackpool's expansion at left), the history of semiotics, the problem with political correctness, the upcoming transit of Venus, and more ... LINK/ARCHIVE

My language column was postponed last week to make more room for ads (priorities, priorities), but here are various inflections:

- It's never too late to try to clear up the many myths surrounding ebonics, as Geoff Pullum did in this letter to columnist William Raspberry (which Pullum posted last week at Language Log), and as John Rickford does here. In this journal article on ebonics, Geoff Nunberg questions the common assertion made in the 1997 brouhaha that learning proper, standard English will help poor African-American students succeed in society. As he paraphrased in an NPR commentary:

The fact is that the language that kids in the Oakland schools need to learn in order to enter the cultural and economic mainstream ... [is] the semigrammatical, jargon-strewn talk that you hear in corporate conference rooms or on the floor of Congress. ... At a rough estimate, the ability to write correct and lucid English has a market value in modern America about one-third as great as the ability to install Windows on a PC.

- On wine writing, by David Shaw in the LA Times: "Unfortunately, too many wine writers often seem to think they're writing about other human beings, not about a beverage," he wrote, citing a critic who judged that one wine "tried to summon a bit more seriousness but its supple femininity gave way quickly to shimmering fruitiness." More on wine writing here and here from LL.

- Notes the CS Monitor's language column: "Linking verbs used to be known as 'copulative verbs' before the snicker factor got to be too much."

- This sentence is a mess even without the typo. "Somewhat unexpectedly ... partly because"--this is what happens when journalists forget to write like real people (more earlier).

Somewhat unexpectedly for a man who was got his job partly because he was considered less polarizing than Tom DeLay of Texas, the House majority leader, Mr. Hastert is emerging in this election season as a highly partisan figure. x

- But the Times redeems itself with a clever headline over this graphic that lists disrupted Mets no-hitters: "One-hit Wonders."

- Cartoonist John McPherson (in the usually-lame strip Close to Home) imagines how people get fired at Webster's: "You are the most ignominious, pugnacious, mendacious, recalcitrant dullard I have ever had the fatuity to hire."

- My Tribune language columns are exiled after 7 days to pay-per-view archives, but I listed at left some columns that were reprinted by bloggers.

I've finally found a use for spam: the pseudonyms of senders make great names for characters should I ever sit down and write a novel. (If any of these senders was you, shame on you for spamming me!):

Weldon Scott, June Terrell, Alonzo Arroyo, Lenard Lam, Roxana Joel, Marlon Garrett, Lillie Coates, Daphne Dickens, Colin Conklin, Traci Wells, Chris Ali, Isaac Martin, Taylor Houser, Christoper Marquez, Alfred Mcdonald, Claudio Romo, Kendra Rosen, Meredith Dillard, Cleo Whitten, Johnie Hannah, Emerson Elmore, Janelle Stovall, Tamala Teeter, Eduardo Williamson, Angelica Overton, Reginald Cardenas, Ivan Sewell, Patricia Gallagher, Hattie Holder, Gale Logan, Buford Gilmore, Noe Sterner, Heather Howell, Kirsten Winn, Logan Worley

I love Shrek and expect to love Shrek 2 (which opened big, meaning an ogre out-opened Brad Pitt), but this is a good point from the NYT's A.O. Scott:

Certainly "Shrek 2" offers rambunctious fun, but there is also something dishonest about its blending of mockery and sentimentality. It lacks both the courage to be truly ugly and the heart to be genuinely beautiful.

The NY Times' gloating article on conservatives second-guessing the Iraq invasion includes this good question about "big government":

Most blame the administration for botching the mission, and some are also questioning their own judgment. How, they wonder, did so many conservatives, who normally don't trust their government to run a public school down the street, come to believe that federal bureaucrats could transform an entire nation in the alien culture of the Middle East?

-The New Yorker's 12th hundred days

This is remarkable: Escher in Lego x/x

LOS ANGELES - A supersized packet of French fries, Medusa on a bad hair day, the aftermath of a Great Quake: the architect Frank Gehry's huge pipe organ facade, the visual centerpiece of his new Walt Disney Concert Hall, has been called all of these things. Manuel Rosales is trying to make it sound unlike any other organ you've ever heard. And that is an acoustical and engineering challenge as formidable as any organ maker has faced. Racing to meet a July deadline for the organ's debut, the builders have had to adjust the size, sound and volume of each of its 6,134 pipes to suit the acoustics of the four-tiered, 2,265-seat hall. They had to engineer a way to make huge display pipes in bizarre shapes, anchor them securely into the rest of the structure, and yet allow them to sound normally. And since earthquake faults run beneath downtown Los Angeles, they had to make the organ quakeproof. NY Times

Seen from Earth, Sedna, the recently discovered farthest known object in the solar system, is a dim speck. But what's the view from Sedna? NASA released an artist's painting answering this question. The Sun, eight billion miles away, is still the brightest object in Sedna's daytime sky. Venus, Earth and Mars are too faint to be seen with the naked eye, but a Sedna citizen (one with human-quality eyesight) could spy them with binoculars. NY Times

• Etymology Today from M-W: raffish \RAF-ish\

1 : marked by or suggestive of flashy vulgarity or crudeness
2 : marked by a careless unconventionality : rakish

"Raffish" sounds like it should mean "resembling the raff." But what is "raff"? Originally, "raff" was rubbish. That term derives from the Middle English "raf," and it was being used for trash and refuse back in the 1400s. At around the same time, English speakers were also using the word "riffraff" to mean "disreputable characters" or "rabble." The origins of "riffraff" are distinct from the "rubbish" sense of "raff"; "riffraff" derives from an Anglo-French phrase meaning "one and all." By the mid-1600s, the similarities between "raff" and "riffraff" had prompted people to start using the two words as synonyms, and "raff" gained a "rabble" sense. It was that ragtag "raff" that gave rise to the adjective "raffish" in the late 1700s.

• Previous E.T.

This week in my B&C blog: K.A. Paul, the most famous spiritual leader you've never heard of; a hovercraft in a York cathedral; the philosophy of disgust; the danger in Asia's boy boom; why churches should (or shouldn't) think like corporations; and more ... LINK/ARCHIVE

My latest Tribune language column:
On the translation of the New Testament into sign language by the Iowa-based Deaf Missions.
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Here's a site that lists the number of verses, words, and letters per testament, along with a bunch of other trivia. Speaking of sign language, how sickening was it to read last week about allegations that nuns at one Massachusetts school punished and abused deaf children for trying to use sign language.

One other language note: Today is the 50th anniversary of Brown vs. Board of Education. On NPR last week, historian James T. Patterson noted that the ruling instructed schools to implement changes with deliberate speed--a phrase so vague, he says, that it condoned foot-dragging and necessitated a follow-up ruling.

I wrote earlier about some of the many flaws in Samuel Huntington's alarmist new book about Latino immigration, noting that white males retain their hold on, for instance, Congress and the Fortune 500, despite the "onslaught" of foreign immigration. This point was made poignantly by this picture in last week's Onion, above the headline: "Mexicans Sweeping the Nation."

Also, Louis Menand's enlightening takedown of Huntington ran in last week's New Yorker.

And, further distancing us from doubts that politics kills brain cells, there was a recent flap in Maryland when (and no, sadly, this is not Onion satire) the governor defended the state comptroller for announcing he would no longer eat at McDonald's after being served by a Spanish-speaking cashier. As one Latino activist pointed out: "It's very, very important that you learn the language. ... But people have to understand that it takes time to learn English." More here and here.