You know you're living in 2004 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn you've been laid off on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
13. You read this entire list and kept nodding and smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends".
15. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you any more, except to send you jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No. 9, didn't
you?
Monday, January 12, 2004
I don't recommend many e-mail forwards, but this one gets good towards the end:
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
About Me
Labels
- 4 (14)
Blog Archive
-
▼
2004
(329)
-
▼
January
(21)
- Latest published piece: My op-ed in the Baltimore ...
- This week in my B&C blog: The state of feminism, ...
- • Urbanism Watch A couple of articles, from the W....
- More from the Eden of ephemera--the e-mail forward...
- • Etymology Today from M-W: satiety \suh-TYE-uh-te...
- Latest Tribune article: My story on the evolution ...
- • Number of the Day: 11.9 Millions of "major crime...
- • Thought of the Day: Depression in pre-modern tim...
- • Etymology Today from M-W: juggernaut \JUG-er-naw...
- This week in my B&C blog: Review of NYU's new blog...
- Coming Distractions: Clipped from ABC News' The No...
- • Etymology Today from M-W: nosocomial \nah-suh-K...
- The best way I could think of to celebrate Martin ...
- Your media diet: The subject came up on a list-ser...
- You have to see it to believe it: the official por...
- • Etymology Today from M-W: duende \doo-EN-day\ :...
- This week in my B&C blog: All about seeing things:...
- I don't recommend many e-mail forwards, but this o...
- • Etymology Today from M-W: borborygmus \bor-buh-R...
- This week in my B&C blog: Julia Keller's reflectio...
- • Etymology Today from M-W: mantic \MAN-tik\: of o...
-
▼
January
(21)
No comments:
Post a Comment