4 of my #failedchildrensbooktitles on Twitter

1. Oh The Places You Would Have Gone -- Before the Economic Downturn

2. Bert and Ernie Clarify Their Relationship

3. Bambi Versus the NRA

4. Aesop's Ethical Quandaries

4 Funny #failedchildrensbooktitles on Twitter

1. @schmiss: Where The Wild Things Were Prior To Widespread Residential and Commercial Construction

2. @rkref: The Wealth Redistribution Tree

3. @lehmannchris: Horton Has an Auditory Delusion

4. @misstripentaxi: Dear God, It's Me, Margeret, & I Believe You Owe Me an
Explanation Regarding the Problem of Evil.

4 Web Programming/Coding Languages I've Learned to Read

1. CSS
2. JavaScript
3. PHP
4. jQuery